Alicia

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tyleroakley
thelovelybones124

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

ski-mvsk-mxbbin

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

buttcheekpalmkang

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

theryanproject

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lake--verity

All.of.this

socialistexan

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

mamamichine

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”

cawcawoedipus

It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

sometimes when im cleaning the fitting rooms people close the doors after they leave and i just know that there is going to be a huge mess when i open it and i just have a big long sigh and hope these people know how LUCKY they are that i get PAID to clean up their messes
perks-of-being-chinese
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kedreeva

i like where this person is going with this, but it’s also wrong.

cats aren’t mimicking human infant cries when they meow. Why would they do that? How would they even know if they’ve never met a human infant? You know when cats meow that doesn’t involve humans? To their babies. Their kittens mewl and they meow back, until the kittens can open their eyes and learn the non-vocal and sub-vocal cat language cues.

Cats don’t meow to us because they’re trying to manipulate us into thinking they’re our babies. Cats meow to us because they suspect that we’re just big, bumbling babies that Need Some Extra Help Communicating.

You know when many cats, including my own, stop meowing at humans? When you learn what non-vocal language cues they recognize, and use those to communicate instead. One of the cues best known by humans is the slow-blink of warmth and respect.

firstgirlwonder

I’m glad I found this, because this is probably why my cat talks to me as much as she does.

She used to be a mother, before she came home with me. So it makes hella sense. 

When I go outside, she watches through the window and makes a little ‘meep’ sound when I walk back in, or longer mews, probably asking where I’ve been. She also likes to alert me after she jumps on me, with a meow. 

One of her non verbal things is getting behind me then putting her claws in my back to make me sit back so she can lay on me. 

my cat doesn't meow but she does make noises when she's happy she only meows when she is stuck somewhere
ahighfunctioningmadmanwithmagic
ludwigplayingthetrombone

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

aughtpunk

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

blackcatsandhaunteddolls

I walked in to hand in my resume and walked out with the paperwork for a position

i need a job so badly